Personally I think POLITICAL CORRECTNESS is BULLSHIT

HOW TO SPEAK TO WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

She is not a BABE or a CHICK-
She is a breasted American

She is not a SCREAMER or a MOANER –
She is vocally appreciative

She is not DUMB –
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY

She has not BEEN AROUND-
She is a PREVIOUSLY ENJOYED COMPANION

She is not an AIRHEAD –
She is REALITY IMPAIRED

She does not get DRUNK or TIPSY -
She gets CHEMICALLY CONVENIENCED

She is not HORNY –
She is SEXUALLY FOCUSED

She does not have BREAST IMPLANTS-
She is MEDICALLY ENHANCED

She does not NAG YOU –
She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

She is not a SLUT-
She is SEXUALLY EXTROVERTED

She does not have MAJOR LEAGUE HOOTERS –
She is PECTORALLY SUPERIOR

She is not a TWO-BIT-WHORE –
She is a LOW-COST-PROVIDER



HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT

He does not have a BEER GUT-
He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY

He is not a BAD DANCER –
He is OVERLY CAUCASION

He does not GET LOST ALL THE TIME –
He INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS

He is not BALDING –
He is in FOLLICLE REGRESSION

He is not a CRADLE ROBBER –
He is GENERATIONALLY DIFFERENTIAL

He does not get FALLING-DOWN-DRUNK –
He becomes ACCIDENTALLY HORIZONTAL

He does not act like a TOTAL ASS –
He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION